These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Randomize
