U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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