yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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