I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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