Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Randomize
