haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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