my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?