So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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