just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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