what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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