sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
