Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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