I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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