Sry I called you an 8
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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