Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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