It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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