Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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