I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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