I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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