I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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