walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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