Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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