It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
only you would photoshop your dick
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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