In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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