So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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