pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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