I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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