How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
