what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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