I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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