No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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