Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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