so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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