Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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