Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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