so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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