I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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