you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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