Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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