i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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