Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
