my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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