We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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