Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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