I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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