I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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