Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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