ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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