you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
it's great music for shaving your balls
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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