I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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