nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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