Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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