He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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