sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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