Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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