yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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